The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#381

I’v had enough of that pro-life ration …


#382

Lads, these flecking puns are so bad you would make someone with a double helping of botox cringe like Eamon Dunphys gnarly old mugshot,


#383

You don’t have to participate - it’s purely your incision


#384

The puns are standard procedure these days


#385

You can sling your hook, if you wish, @JJF.


#386

It’s fair to say these puns are terrible, it doesn’t matter how you dress them.


#387

I’ll develop a thick skin graft so.


#388

I’d prefer to have a full bottle in front of me instead of a full frontal lobotomy …


#389

Well make sure you don’t get rhino plasty-ered on it


#390

Don’t cast aspersions here!


#391

A pun run in the jokes thread, this is like conception, er I mean incision, er… Will the whole jokes thread just get suctioned up into itself?


#392

I wonder how this will affect the currant situation?


#393

You go to some lent to make a joke.


#394

Raisin the bar.


#395

They don’t give any indication of the increase in pente cost …


#396

Along whit everything else.


#397

With the way things are going with immigration in the future if we want cross buns in the shops we might need permission from the Sultana


#398

Have you lot nothing better to do than post these buns ?


#399

It’s a hot err… cross he has to bear.


#400

He’s just looking for some crumpet…