The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!


#421

Now you’re taking the biscuit.


#422

I know, I’m a bit of a jammy dodger alright.


#423

Think I need a breakaway from this thread.


#424

That’s a rich tea coming from you


#425

well You can go and hob nob with the folk over on the mayo blog


#426

No way!

I’m not a Drifter.


#427

Good stuff it’s no picnic over there


#428

They really lapped up all that Aido being a Lion shyte. (Loads of Snickers here over that.) There’s a Bounty put on yer head if you dare disagree with them.


#429

Very true.

But when all is said & done, it was The Blue Riband on Sam again last Septembers.


#430

A bounty? They would only fudge it. I heard a wispa that he who can’t be named was told to have a break, have a kit Kat


#431

Jebus. These puns showing no sign of abating & it’s After Eight.


#432

A Marathon effort.
Mars for pre-match drinks, as usual?


#433

It’ll be crunchie underfoot given the weather…


#434

Well you will be going on your Toblerone


#435

Be careful, with all the ice and snow Flakes around.


#436

I’m be-twix-t and between whether to go to work tomorrow.


#437

Hop on a double decker. If they’re still running, what with that horrific icing across(bun) the nation.


#438

Really Chomping at the bit for some decent snow now…


#439

You need to sTiffen your resolve…


#440

yiz are all fruit and nut cases.