putting out the bins for a neighbour and spotted this fucker… bastarding thing was that big it was only short of asking me for a light.
That’s a scary motherfipper!!!
the fucker was huge nearly than darragh o’brien me head. well maybe not bigger.
Put a warning on pix like that ya bollix ! 
it’s a nasty looking thing isn’t it?
Never seen a black one that big before.
do you not what species it is?
I though that at first… but the Catherine Nevin species is much bigger but usually found further south.
Ah, I know - I was jesting.
Have you tried searching the web? 
Nasticus Bollixus
The Web? Whats dat?
thought so… I was think of introducing it to a kickinthebollixes… see how it likes that…
As the actress said to Bishop Tutu.
Looks very like a false widow. But they generally aren’t very big. Although I have heard of big ones.
Nothing compared to the fuckers you see in Australia. Huntsman. Hairy brown 8 legged yoke.
Sounds like the cast of Cool Runnings….
Funnily enough we are watching an 80s or 90s movie with the kids most weeks. They ve watched Ferris Bueller, naked gun amongst others. Cool runnings is up next .