Sayings I really like

So carrying on from the sayings I don’t like:

I’ve a pain in my hoop
I’ve a pain in my gee
Up the dubs

Please feel free to add to a bit of positivity😉


Here you go:

I’ll pull you inside out through the hole in your underpants.

She’s in Nellie’s room behind the wallpaper.

Ask the butt end of me bollix.

Me Granny can Hurl better than that & she’s dead 10 yrs.


Me bollix.
My favourite



Yeah I will have another
The usual
Ah go on then
Bird never flew on one wing

When answering a stupidly obvious question like will you have a pint with “ does Dolly Parton sleep on her back “

We’re all here 'cause we’re not all there.

Never send a boy on a man’s errand.

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If at first you don’t succeed - give up.

No use being a damn fool about it.

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Those who laugh last, obviously didn’t get the joke one the 1st place

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If humour was shit you’d be constipated

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He wouldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Go ask me Swiss

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How ye getting on in the League ?
Shove it up your bollox !

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I like that!

If there was work in the bed he’d sleep on the floor.

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No point having one arm longer than the other.

It’s better out than in.

Industrial language.

Always loved hearing football commentators using that phrase when I was a kid as some player was fucking a referee or player out of it.

If work was in the bed you’d sleep on the floor.

I loved when a tv series used to be called a follyinupper


For someone saying they’re going for one pint

A bird never flew on one wing

“Don’t spare the timber, lads!”

“Do you know where the five lamps are?”


Go ask to butt end of my bo&&ox

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