So I heard a man screaming abuse at a dwarf prisoner climbing down a rope outside Mountjoy prison...
I thought "that's a little con-descending"
So I heard a man screaming abuse at a dwarf prisoner climbing down a rope outside Mountjoy prison...
I thought "that's a little con-descending"
Still on me Jimmy Carr buzz....
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
Saw someone pickpocket a dwarf in Londis today .
I didn't think anyone could stoop so low .
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf
Speaking of butchers, my local one offered my 8 legs of venison for €50... is that 2 deer?
QuoteI went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf
I never finished that one (not that anyone noticed!)
Anyways ...... "No, you're right the steaks are too high."
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
A psychiatric one: . What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers and shakes alot? . . . . .
A nervous wreck.
On the subject of butchers again...
I see the memorial at Maggie Thatchers grave has been finished and it's just beautiful, but if I have one criticism, the dance floor is a bit small.
They were going to cremate her, but apparently the lady was not for burning!
Funny that we had an Argentinian pope for 2 weeks and Maggie died?!?! Coincidence!
I just thought you left it out because everyone had heard it before... :slight_smile:
how do ya cook a monkey?? Gorilla
So I asked TheLoneRanger what his opinion about Dublin hurling was... "It's shit" he said "absolutely shite".. I know, I said, but let's hear it anyway!
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