The jokes thread.... Don't be afraid to muck it up!

Is that rated 'G?

Gee whizz that’s a good question

Have you got a link? I can’t find it…

Try a little harder to put your finger on it.

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Who cares?

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It’s on the red button.

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BREAKING NEWS: The Liverpool manager has resigned. He’s taking his family home to Germany.

The Klopps go back this weekend!

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:clap:

Just got that.

A truck has just overturned on the M50 loaded with ‘Vicks’ vapour rub.

Reports state that there is very little congestion!

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Should that not be in the “Get it off your chest” thread?

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Had to think about this one a bit…

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Easy, I get 50, misses gets 100, happy days all round

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Dublin lad goes into Moore St and says to the flower seller
‘ Howya luv, I’m looking for a nice bunch of flowers for me girlfriend’.

The woman replied ‘ that’s very nice son, what are you looking for’.

‘ Me hole’, says the lad.

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You been talking to Niall Quinn lately ?

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Sharing is caring Damo.

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